Top Ten White People Tweets (March 17, 2020)

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  • 01
    Text - Chris Ramsey @IAmChrisRamsey Snoring is basically bragging about being asleep, so loudly, that it stops other people from sleeping. It's like lying there screaming "I'M HAVING A LOVELY SLEEP"
  • 02
    Text - Mark Agee @MarkAgee STAGES OF WORKING FROM HOME - Yay I get to work from home It would be nice to talk to people - I hope that pigeon sits in the window today
  • 03
    Text - 30 and Tired Alarm @30andTired Waking up early at 5:30 AM Expectations: feel refreshed and ready to start the day. I can eat breakfast, drink my coffee, and l'm in no rush to get ready! Reality: I literally just sat on the couch and now I'm late for work.
  • 04
    Text - Sheriff Sal @sheriffsal "Less walks than usual, but mom and dad are home ALL the time now, so yeah, things are pretty great." - Dogs
  • 05
    Text - Jeremy Dooley @JeremyNDooley The people going to crowded events right now are the same people who hear a weird noise in horror movies and decide to split off and check it out 14:46 · 16/03/2020 · Twitter for iPhone 754 Retweets 5,217 Likes
  • 06
    Text - Brigid Delaney O @BrigidWD in an unsettling reversal of my teenage years, I am now yelling at my parents for going out 5:55 PM · 3/15/20 · Twitter Web App
  • 07
    Text - Back To Nature @backtOnature The Irtysh river in Russia froze over in a very interesting pattern. DANK IMEMBOSOGY David @_notevenblack_ waaaaazzzuuuuuppppp
  • 08
    Text - Evan McMurry O @evanmcmurry oh my god, the chicago aquarium closed due to coronavirus, so they let the penguins run around and check out the other exhibits. (staff was present.) 1.2M views · From ABC News O 4:25 PM · 3/16/20 · Twitter Media Studio
  • 09
    Text - PitfallJunction @JunctionPitfal I'm really hoping Ruth Bader Ginsberg has locked herself in a Magneto-style chamber till this all blows over. 12:54 PM · 3/16/20 · Twitter for iPhone il View Tweet activity
  • 10
    Text - Benton @Bentono10 So today I was lookin at a girl bcuz she had a piece of lettuce in her hair & she looks at me and said "I have a boyfriend" ok lettuce head

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